Before you start reading this post i wish to forewarn all readers that this is a very very long and extremely stupid post, that may malign certain characters that may be close to your hear and if that causes any sort of mental agony i am not responsible. I am also not responsible for the time and head you loose ever reading the following, u still want to read it ciao
Rhyme of the ancient Abominable Hill
Once upon a time in the middle of the sea
There was a pretty island, as pretty as can be
Upon this little island there was a mighty bore
Not a shirt upon his back, purple pants he wore[1]
He went into the forest one day he went to find some food
But good lord of gracious he let little red riding hood.
They walked through the forest and reached the mighty sea
There faraway in the distance a ship. Could it be???
It wasn’t just a ship it was the Black Pearl
On the mast stood Captain Sparrow hair tied in a twirl
He steered the ship to land, got off upon the shore.
Took a swig himself and offered some rum to the mighty bore
Then along came Barbosa who was supposed to have been dead
His one eyed glance fell upon hood little riding red
Oye said the pirate how‘d what is your name?
I’m your maite from
She showed her little basket and took a little bow
In it stood a treasure the best that man did know
It was a largish flower, a flower of a magical kind
But to make the magic work a fey one had to find
They key was with a man called Robin Hood in tights
Legend has it he entertained, with his funny fights
The pirates stole the flower and went to look for hood
To enter the forbidden forest the pirates must have been good
After crossing many a hurdles, they were stopped by the mighty bore
Who drew a wand and flicked it and turned into Dumbledore
Beside him appeared his army that looked all very nice
But the pirates sipped some rum and turned them into mice
Alone stood the head master mumbling to himself in rage
Because the pirates took his wand and put him in bill turners cage
Along went the pirates to find hood and his merry men
They beat them all and got the key but got lost in colgate top ten
Sparrow was singing, Barbosa dancing to pop
Until a channel change put them on a mountain top
The two sailors stood there with rum and key and all
On an abominable mountain snowy standing tall
They showered, bathed and washed their hair
But could find no dryer to their despair
Along came in the snow a bear like thing
A white ferocious abominable bling
As he approached, the sailors shook with chill
He hugged them and asked, “Why are you on this blasted hill?”
He took them home made them warm and dry
Barbosa was so touched he performed is famous one eyed cry
There were lightning bolts and jolts of thunder
Electricity got scared ran six feet under
The TV blew, I think I hadn’t paid the bill
Oh well alas now we’ll never know what happened on the abominable hill.
Kanishk Kakkar
21/06/08
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2 comments:
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it seems... so read al the comics very seriously.... jst another feather in ur huuuuuge cap... :)
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