I call this the insanity theory, it was developed over an SMS conversation with a friend, during which i proved that she was insane.
The theory is like this, everything can be insane and nothing is insane, we call what we don't understand as insane. Now the first argument that will be thrown at me is that a doctor in a mental hospital understands the patient but the doctor is not insane. Well there is a difference that i would like to show that being, a doctor does not understand an insane patient he only cures him, he uses, shocks, medicines etc... but does not understand the patient in fact what the doctor does is in effect makes the patient understand him, now if a person tries to understand an insane person, and is successful in doing so that person will buy the insane persons thoughts and ideas and will act accordingly, so in effect in respect to his yesterday, his today will be insane, so at the end of the day if i end up calling my self insane then what is insane? A persons yesterday will call a persons today insane and vice versa, so insanity is relative like everything else, insanity is not absolute there is nothing that defines a person to be insane, i will substantiate this with an example that is very close to my heart. GOOGLE, when a person walks into the Google Head Office one would find scooters and lava lamps, the company was once termed as insane for employing such things, soon Google came out with their Public issue, it was priced at around 400$ the company today its share price is roughly 505$ and the companies turn over for the last three months is around 802 bn$ the bottom line is that they are making a hell of a lot of money, now look at the change, the same lava lamps and scooters are now called things that inspire innovation, not insane.
So if i don't understand you I can think you are insane and if you don't understand me you are free to call me the same. Now a question is that, why do i refer to my self as insane, well the answer is quite simple, because i want to believe that i don't understand myself and so at times i don't, apart from the fact that it gives you a good excuse to do all sorts of stupidity. So well now that i have established that i am insane, i can use the defense of insanity (84 IPC) and do anything i want to;-).
The theory is like this, everything can be insane and nothing is insane, we call what we don't understand as insane. Now the first argument that will be thrown at me is that a doctor in a mental hospital understands the patient but the doctor is not insane. Well there is a difference that i would like to show that being, a doctor does not understand an insane patient he only cures him, he uses, shocks, medicines etc... but does not understand the patient in fact what the doctor does is in effect makes the patient understand him, now if a person tries to understand an insane person, and is successful in doing so that person will buy the insane persons thoughts and ideas and will act accordingly, so in effect in respect to his yesterday, his today will be insane, so at the end of the day if i end up calling my self insane then what is insane? A persons yesterday will call a persons today insane and vice versa, so insanity is relative like everything else, insanity is not absolute there is nothing that defines a person to be insane, i will substantiate this with an example that is very close to my heart. GOOGLE, when a person walks into the Google Head Office one would find scooters and lava lamps, the company was once termed as insane for employing such things, soon Google came out with their Public issue, it was priced at around 400$ the company today its share price is roughly 505$ and the companies turn over for the last three months is around 802 bn$ the bottom line is that they are making a hell of a lot of money, now look at the change, the same lava lamps and scooters are now called things that inspire innovation, not insane.
So if i don't understand you I can think you are insane and if you don't understand me you are free to call me the same. Now a question is that, why do i refer to my self as insane, well the answer is quite simple, because i want to believe that i don't understand myself and so at times i don't, apart from the fact that it gives you a good excuse to do all sorts of stupidity. So well now that i have established that i am insane, i can use the defense of insanity (84 IPC) and do anything i want to;-).
2 comments:
no no! thou art not insane.. thou art totally sane to me.. thou art the enlightened one! thou makes total sense 2 me! :P
sanity/normalcy are all selfish perceptions.. u put it rt.. its stupid to rate A as weird and B as normal! god! i dont get wats normal! how can anyone be normal at all.. we all are so unique tht normalcy's jst outta question.. whn we rate certain A as insane we are not able 2 meet up with his logic.. well so hez insane 2 us and we are dumbfucks 2 him! so there! we all are weird insane creatures.. lets jst accept tht n be happy :S
absolutely, now that you see my point u think i am totally sane, before which you might actually be wondering, why does this guy call himself insane, must be...
hence point proved and demonstrated as well thanx a lot dude
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