
Written by a friend phillosopher and guide, Anuj Bhandari. This is a peice of litereature that i totally fell in love with when i heard it the second time. The first time i only understood half the words.
There are sane people and there are insane people, if u belong to the latter or are bored of being the former this is where you parked your craft, come on aboard

College started again. First thing that happened after the day in the dust (cleaning it up actually) was the long list of new rules which kinda reminded me of this poem that i had written about doing away with rules like thisLaissez-faire
From time in memorial it is known to man
That he should be left to do what he can
No rules, no regulations no bell at night
Let man work his way and fight his fight
Situations will come; there will be many a test
For him to find a way, to show he’s the best
Each man builds his own bit by bit
so now its time for me to fend
A helping hand to myself I’ll lend.
Kanishk Kakkar
24/1/07
1108
न्यी यादें
कुछ बातें अन कही हुई
कुछ पल छूटे हुए
कुछ यादें हैं जो साथ में हैं
और कुछ साथ हैं भूले हुए
कई लोग आते जाते हैं
कुछ अपनी बात छोड़ जाते हैं
कुछ छूट्टी हुई इन यादों से
कुछ लम्हे वापस आते हैं
आए हुए इन यादों के
साये में पल गुज़र जाते हैं
इन गुज़रे हुए पलों में
एक ज़िन्दगी सी रहती है
जीयों इस ज़िंदगी को इस ज़िन्दगी में
ये ज़िन्दगी मुझ से कहती है
कनिष्क कक्कर
३१/१/२००७
१२२७
Rhyme of the ancient Abominable Hill
Once upon a time in the middle of the sea
There was a pretty island, as pretty as can be
Upon this little island there was a mighty bore
Not a shirt upon his back, purple pants he wore[1]
He went into the forest one day he went to find some food
But good lord of gracious he let little red riding hood.
They walked through the forest and reached the mighty sea
There faraway in the distance a ship. Could it be???
It wasn’t just a ship it was the Black Pearl
On the mast stood Captain Sparrow hair tied in a twirl
He steered the ship to land, got off upon the shore.
Took a swig himself and offered some rum to the mighty bore
Then along came Barbosa who was supposed to have been dead
His one eyed glance fell upon hood little riding red
Oye said the pirate how‘d what is your name?
I’m your maite from
She showed her little basket and took a little bow
In it stood a treasure the best that man did know
It was a largish flower, a flower of a magical kind
But to make the magic work a fey one had to find
They key was with a man called Robin Hood in tights
Legend has it he entertained, with his funny fights
The pirates stole the flower and went to look for hood
To enter the forbidden forest the pirates must have been good
After crossing many a hurdles, they were stopped by the mighty bore
Who drew a wand and flicked it and turned into Dumbledore
Beside him appeared his army that looked all very nice
But the pirates sipped some rum and turned them into mice
Alone stood the head master mumbling to himself in rage
Because the pirates took his wand and put him in bill turners cage
Along went the pirates to find hood and his merry men
They beat them all and got the key but got lost in colgate top ten
Sparrow was singing, Barbosa dancing to pop
Until a channel change put them on a mountain top
The two sailors stood there with rum and key and all
On an abominable mountain snowy standing tall
They showered, bathed and washed their hair
But could find no dryer to their despair
Along came in the snow a bear like thing
A white ferocious abominable bling
As he approached, the sailors shook with chill
He hugged them and asked, “Why are you on this blasted hill?”
He took them home made them warm and dry
Barbosa was so touched he performed is famous one eyed cry
There were lightning bolts and jolts of thunder
Electricity got scared ran six feet under
The TV blew, I think I hadn’t paid the bill
Oh well alas now we’ll never know what happened on the abominable hill.
Kanishk Kakkar
21/06/08
1437
Song Unsung
Another day another thought
Another way, today I sought
I path less seen I chose to choose
I believed in it and let faith loose
I clambered upon another soul
And lit a candle in a deep dark hole
The soul met another and the word spread
The word moved on long after it was dead
On some silent nights even now
If you listen properly I’ll tell you how
You can here me singing a song I know
A song that’s in the head I’ll let you know
It is a voice that can not be sung
It’s a feeling that lingers on every rung
The closer this song gets to thee
The better you know yourself and me
Kanishk Kakkar
20/06/2008
0033
It wasn’t such a mystery
But now when I look at you and think
Comprehension is a matter of history
I used to see you curl and twine
And I knew what you had to say
But, I haven’t understood you since
Why did I go away?
I know I was away, but then
It was a short while
But the distance that has crept between us
Is longer than a mile
Oh well alas I’ll try my best
To solve this funny mystery
And it will be an uphill task
To understand chemistry
Kanishk Kakkar
12/3/2008
0816

There was a time and it was good it was a time of glory
About this time I’ll tell you now, it is an interesting story.
About this time it came and went it was a shade of orange yellow
And in this time was Sergeant Blackbottom, he was a jolly good fellow
The Sgt. Now, a horse he rod, he rode through all the land,
Until one day the horse just stopped, and Sgt. fell into the sand.
The Sgt. rose and saw his horse, It was blushing with a giggle
The horse to Sgt. helplessly, Your stirrup made me jiggle
And then the Sgt. vanished away into a spacious little room, and the horse into a hairy bushy broom.
Then all of a sudden in a span of an hour
Appeared a mop that looked a little sour
This mop was awesome it knew how to bend
And with that I come to an abrupt end.
Kanishk Kakkar
4/3/2008
1535
Non Sense Hang over
Once upon a time in the middle of a dream
I saw my self struggling through a puddle of cream
Nonsense it was it was so insane
I was laughing with joy while shrieking with pain
This dream had no beginning it had not an end
To a vogon space ship had I been sent
The poetry I am writing was stupider than theirs
I read it to the vogon who started pulling his hair
His large intestine strangled his brain
While the ship was blasting I ran into the drain
Where I met the mice the rulers of the land
Took some cheese from them in exchange for some sand
The rats are weird the sand they ate
And were singing like crazy, shit it’s the alarm I’m late.
Kanishk Kakkar
8/2/2007

Peacefully violent
One fine morning in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
The drew out their swords and shot each other
The swish of guns the bangs of swords
Silenced the dead the woke up the boards
As the fight ensued in peace they lay
Rolling in their graves the fought all day
The sun was sleeping the world awoke
Killing each other laughing at the joke
On this fine morning in the middle of the night
When two dead boys got up to fight
A deaf police man nearby woke up with the noise
And came to rescue the two dead boys
Kanishk Kakkar
1213
Times
There are times u will always cherish
There are times when u will see
There are times u'l look back at and smile
There are times u'l remember me
There are times when the earth shall shatter
There are times when the sky will fall
There are times when its all going fine
There are times u'l feel 6 feet tall
There are times when there is no tomorrow
There are times when there was no past
There are times that define history
There are times meant to last
There are times that pass at breakneck speeds
There are times that take your breath away
There are times that test your every nerve
There are times that you just call it a day
There are times that fly by
There are times that do not crawl
There are times when we so really wish it,
but its only time that you can never stall.
Kanishk Kakkar
30/7/07
0133


FUTURE
FUTURE
Is today the day that I live to see?
What can I expect how will it be?
The mystery exists but is not here
Is seems so but it isn't clear
Every morning is a fresh new day
What will happen what can I say?
There is so much that's going on
Wonder what story will be born?
If there is anyone who can tell me so
Tell me where I am going to go
The only certainty of the hour
That certainty is very far
So forgetting predictability for once and for all
Just enjoy each day and have a ball.
Kanishk Kakkar
25/07/06
0930