Chemistry vis a vis Promiscuity

Being a student of law with science is quite interesting, especially when you have to study family law and heterocyclics in the same course. Now if we were to look at organic chemistry like all atoms were individuals and bonds were conjugal society what would we get?

Carbon can have 4 wives but can also have 2 or 3 marriages with the same wife and strangely this third marriage is actually less stable than if there were another atom instead. Oxygen can have 2 but as such lives in a caste based society and inter-caste marriage is mostly with hydrogen on one side. Lucky/unlucky sulphur forms a whole new religion allowing six bonds. The funny thing is that there is only hydrogen that is monogamous and of course we have our inert bachelors that sometimes make an exception. Then we have multiple relations and polymer relations are definitely joint families. Oh the funny thing, the order of the day is defiantly not monogamy then why is it like that in family law?

Kanishk Kakkar

21/3/08

0821

A time that was

There was a time when I understood

It wasn’t such a mystery

But now when I look at you and think

Comprehension is a matter of history

I used to see you curl and twine

And I knew what you had to say

But, I haven’t understood you since

Why did I go away?

I know I was away, but then

It was a short while

But the distance that has crept between us

Is longer than a mile

Oh well alas I’ll try my best

To solve this funny mystery

And it will be an uphill task

To understand chemistry

Kanishk Kakkar

12/3/2008

0816

A time unspoken off

A time unspoken off

There was a time and it was good it was a time of glory

About this time I’ll tell you now, it is an interesting story.

About this time it came and went it was a shade of orange yellow

And in this time was Sergeant Blackbottom, he was a jolly good fellow

The Sgt. Now, a horse he rod, he rode through all the land,

Until one day the horse just stopped, and Sgt. fell into the sand.

The Sgt. rose and saw his horse, It was blushing with a giggle

The horse to Sgt. helplessly, Your stirrup made me jiggle

And then the Sgt. vanished away into a spacious little room, and the horse into a hairy bushy broom.

Then all of a sudden in a span of an hour

Appeared a mop that looked a little sour

This mop was awesome it knew how to bend

And with that I come to an abrupt end.

Kanishk Kakkar

4/3/2008

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