Hi,
i was having this conversation with voix, and she expressed her desire to be a coke vending machine, and what perused was this very interesting conversation about why one would like to be a coke vending machine, now i am not going to past the conversation not because it never happened but simply because i don't feel like doing that.
disclaimer:the following contents are contributions of voix and myself and therefore i refuse to take the whole blame for the impending insanity.
Reason 1
one may like to have coins put inside them and then throw drinks at those who do.
Reason 2
one may like to be the center of attraction especially on a hot day. or another way of putting it would be one might like to be remembered when people are hot ;-)
Reason 3
one might like to be a stationary tin can that sits eats coins and throws up coke.
Reason 4
maybe people who blush a lot and are anyway red all the time, might as well make some money
Reason 5
ofcors a good option for the CPM to collect money.
Reason 6
and last but definitely not the least maybe your just not sweet enough to be a Pepsi vending machine
more are always welcome
8 comments:
hahaha! the reason i wanted to be one is different... its in reference to this book called long dark tea time of the soul by douglas adams... a girl gets turned into a coke vending machine when thor the thunder god accidentally turns her into one and then carries it everywhere trying to undo it.
So why was it my tagline? i was a tad bugged tht time so i thot if i was a vendin machine id be too busy wonderin why im big and rectangular and red with nozzles and wat not and to be bugged. second reason.. a well built concerned literal "greek god" carrying me everywhere.. what more does a girl want ya?
but ya these ones are hilarious. :D
oh god.. i mean my obvious comment on this is ":S".. :P
its time to think beyond the obvious brick
@ voix- u were a tad hungry at lunch time and so u wanted to become a coke vending machine???? hahahahaha nice damn cool if nothing else (i mean if u were not carried around ) at least u cud feast on coke
No ya... It would be part of me then... It would be like me feasting on my own blood now...
@voix - however true that maybe at least it will be in the form of red coke
and that will taste good also
aamaigawd...ru preparing to plead insanity?
yes in fact that is the idea, i spread so much insanity that they declare me to be insane or everyone else will turn insane and insanity will become a farce
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